Bernice: Until I get the results from the... Bernice: No you mucous covered ... Cornfed: If you Download any, make it this one. Cornfed: I'm sorry, that was highly innappropriate. Cornfed: I'm not sure how to spell one of these words. Cornfed: Yowsa. Duckman: Well, I was president of a south american country, I stopped ... Duckman: Who ya calling jerk you... Duckman: What do ya do here? Well , I look and breasts and ... Duckman: Ah...Sorry , I didn't hear you, I was staring at your breasts. Duckman: Everyone's gone, there's only one explanation, a rare... Duckman: But the Doll, she is my friend! Duckman: You blind ignorant fools, why must man always destroy what he loves... Duckman: It's always been a dream of mine to meet a woman who can... Duckman: Duwaas! Hey , that's enough with the Duwaass. Duckman and Cornfed: They're english words Duckman. Well we don't live in England do we? Duckman: Duckman, about this recent behaviour, I think you're over exposing yourself. Duckman: Mrs.Liebner, your husband was an honourable man... Duckman: Duckman and King Chicken are hammered! Duckman: In all my life I've never felt this way towards a man... Duckman: The post office delivered your hate mail to the house again... Duckman: Make love to me Duckman...(great wav) Duckman: What, all of the sudden I'm supposed to mean what I say? Duckman: No offense. Duckman: It's times like this I wish I had a penis. Duckman: Nice notion porkface. Duckman: Just strike a few poses, I'll be in a dark corner where no one can see me. Duckman: She's a bigger rip off than those... Duckman: Those magnificent bastards... Duckman: There's only one logical explanation.Space mutants! Duckman: What the hell are you staring at! Duckman: That's for sucking. Duckman: Sweet! Duckman: Duckman discribes the backroads of america. Duckman: He He, I've read about it in specialty magazines but I've never actually tried it. Duckman: Ajax shows just how stupid he is. Duckman: It's so typical of women....(Duckman knows what he's talking about here) Duckman: You realize of course, this means war. Duckman: Why don't you see if you can detect someone who cares. Duckman: A woman, She's so beautiful,serene,angelic.I almost feel bad about staring at her breasts.